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Tasmanian Times

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Nov 7, 06 - 9:13 PM
Murray survives Shark attack!

Ned Murray known to his teamates as "Donk" at the Uni club has survived a near fatal Shark attack at the walkabout lakeside in the Northern Terrority, in the Queens gathering for the annual Aussie Chess comp.
Ned went for a swim to cool off and Crikey he was confronted by a Great White about 8 metres long!. Ned however survived the attack and went on to win the Comp!.
Ned spoke after his ordeal " I thought I was a gonna, fortunetly I have been e-mailing my brother tom this week to get some moves, Tom is a great Chess player and know a thing or to about cheating that's why he has never been beaten in the Magdalen Championship. So fortunetly when the beast came for me I still had the Knight tucked away between my butt cheeks, so when I saw the jaws coming towards I let one off and somehow the Knight floated in my Jockstrap before I punished it by poaking the **** thing in the eye, I owe Tom a few pints of Breakspear when I come home".


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