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Tasmanian Times
IP: 195.93.21.34 Nov 7, 06 - 9:13 PM |
Murray survives Shark attack!
Ned Murray known to his teamates as "Donk" at the Uni club has survived a near fatal Shark attack at the walkabout lakeside in the Northern Terrority, in the Queens gathering for the annual Aussie Chess comp. Ned went for a swim to cool off and Crikey he was confronted by a Great White about 8 metres long!. Ned however survived the attack and went on to win the Comp!. Ned spoke after his ordeal " I thought I was a gonna, fortunetly I have been e-mailing my brother tom this week to get some moves, Tom is a great Chess player and know a thing or to about cheating that's why he has never been beaten in the Magdalen Championship. So fortunetly when the beast came for me I still had the Knight tucked away between my butt cheeks, so when I saw the jaws coming towards I let one off and somehow the Knight floated in my Jockstrap before I punished it by poaking the **** thing in the eye, I owe Tom a few pints of Breakspear when I come home". |
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