His problem is that with Rita retiring he's afraid he might have to start working for a living. Rita PLEASE let me see him just one more time...I'm looking feverishly for that elusive telephone generator. I can smell them catfish acookin'.

Horace

Rita,
Why kill him quickly when you can torment him to death slowly?

Hmmmmm!She may be doing that now, he is a little Crotchity.

Horace