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To all of you who have had, will have, might have, did have but didn't bother to mention it, or have already had so many you're sick of hearing about it and don't even want to think about it anymore:
I THINK I'll be 78 on June 30, but I'm not absolutely sure about either the number or actually LIVING that long.
Now of course what prompted this is that I missed Ivy's birthday --- Happy Birthday, Ivy! --- and I see that Theron is the only person here who's older than I am.
The other thing is that my parents both made it to age 82, so I figure MAYBE I've got another four years to complete my book on "How To Lose Friends and Irritate People," so I need to get busy.
Anybody want to sign up for a copy? 
I was going to write a book with the same title. Actually, I was just going to save up all the emails I've sent and the posts I've posted and put them together. It's much easier that way.
Happy Birthday James. Too bad I didn't know you existed when I played football with your brother Jerry and was a great friend and classmate with your sister Brenday. Good People - All.
Here's hoping you make it to 88 - Plus...
Lathan, I'm sorry I failed to properly acknowledge your kind words, so I came back to reread this and what you said about your version of the book. Having done so, it suddenly hit me that we should co-author the book and title it:
"How to Lose Friends and Irritate People on the Trash Pile Road"
Whatcha'think? Million-seller? Broadway bound? 
It would sell Well Under A Million the first Month. What do you think?
Actually, you might be a bit underconfident there. I figure it'd be well under a trillion. 
You're probably better at figures than I (am better at figures). I like a Trillion...
