Lathan, I'm sorry I failed to properly acknowledge your kind words, so I came back to reread this and what you said about your version of the book. Having done so, it suddenly hit me that we should co-author the book and title it:
"How to Lose Friends and Irritate People on the Trash Pile Road"
Jimmy, My Jenny's birthday is 30 June too, but her's is a slightly smaller size than yours right now. I hope she never catches up! May she always maintain that safe following distance from you! Since I'm sure to not remember yours on the day, Happy Anticipation, Friend.
Happy Anticipation to your Jenny, also, Chuck. Tell her I'll keep trying to stay ahead.
I wasn't fishing for birthday wishes, guys --- just being silly --- but I appreciate them Hopefully, we'll all live 'til everybody that loves us is gone or gets tired of looking at us, and then we'll go to "The Great Mignon Reunion in the Sky."
"FRIED CORN FOR EVERYBODY --- THREE MEALS A DAY AND SNACKS!"