Well, Gee Whizzerooskis, Sir Don....maybe you better go get a facelift or something!
I thought about doing that, myself, but I've decided if I get so ugly I can't stand myself, I'll just get me a nose ring and pull my belly button up and hang it on the nose ring. Either that or I'll put a hook in the nose ring, tie some flyline and a brick to it, and flip it back over my head.