Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Slick if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, Obama was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!

That afternoon, Obama told Michelle about the urinal. "Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal --- but I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent!"

Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:

"I found out who peed in your saxophone."

Jimmy H.(TX), that one is bad, but I did laugh.

Well, good for you, Ivy C(TN) --- EVERYBODY needs to relax and have a laugh once in a while...and if I were a betting man, I'd say that God won't even consider wasting any Hellfire or ****ation on ANYbody for saying "pee."

Of course he wouldn't, Jimmy H.(TX). He is The Loving and Forgiving Heavenly Father that wants all in Heaven with Him....sent not His Son into the world to...but that the world might be... You can complete it.