Jimmy,
Was that Sheet a "Hula Popper" a "Sputterbug" a "Brokeback Minnow" or a
"Purple Plastic Worm Bed Sheet"?

While lifting my cooler to my trunk a big boot came down on it. Before I could speak a voice said, "let's take a look in side." Just my pet rainbows, Sir. Well, I see 14 and the limit is 7. Didn't catch them. They are my pets as I told you. Pets, are they? I bring them down here once a week and let them swim for a while in the river, then I whistle and they jump back in and I take them home.
Will test you on this one so pour them back in the river. Now whistle. At what? Your pet fish. What fish I don't see any fish.

Heard this one in SS Class.