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Jimmy Holmes

Nov 4, 2012 - 2:50PM

24.26.229.200

Lathan

I'm having a little trouble tuning up my Irish Tenor --- sounds more like a an "Irish WHISKEY Tenor."

Y'reckon you could sing my new song for me? You flesh it out and do it and get somebody to video it and put it on YouTube --- QUICK!

"Oh, Barry boy, Chicago is a'caa-aal-ling

From slum to slummmm, and down the sewer side

The change is gone, and all the cheers are die-i-ing

'Tis you, 'tis you must go because YOU LIED!"

"....and you'll be THEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE…

in bloodshed and in craaaaaa-aa-poooooooooo...

Oh, Barry Boy, oh, Barry Boooooy....

Yo' ass is GONE!"

Nov 4th, 2012 - 2:50 PM

Lathan #11

Nov 4, 2012 - 3:50PM

173.22.27.79

Re: Lathan

I hope your song is as prophetic as it sounds. I don't know if I would waste a great melody like "Danny Boy" on that BOY...er, half-Boy"

Nov 4th, 2012 - 3:50 PM

Jugg Martin

Nov 4, 2012 - 4:38PM

98.71.74.69

Re: Lathan

That song is Satanic,just like the Beattles...play it backwards on your turn table and see. It'll ruin your record and wreck your tone arm!

Jimmy Holmes

Nov 4, 2012 - 6:32PM

24.26.229.200

Re: Lathan

Sure glad you like it, Jugg...hell, I'll do a half-dozen more just for YOU!

They'll probably make your draws wad up and have you walkin' like you's bowlegged!

Nov 4th, 2012 - 6:32 PM

Jimmy Holmes

Nov 4, 2012 - 9:49PM

24.26.229.200

Re: Lathan

Let me rephrase part of what I said:

"They'll make your STEP-ins wad up and have you walking bowlegged!"

HAR! HAR! HAR!

Nov 4th, 2012 - 9:49 PM

Jimmy Holmes

Nov 4, 2012 - 9:51PM

24.26.229.200

Re: Lathan

Good GRACIOUS, Lathan! Don't say "boy" --- that's RACIST!

Come to think of it, I'd better retitle my song to "Oh, Barry Bro'!" to avoid the recist tag --- it gets thrown around pretty liberally....if y'know whatta' mean, Vern!

Nov 4th, 2012 - 9:51 PM