I hope your song is as prophetic as it sounds. I don't know if I would waste a great melody like "Danny Boy" on that BOY...er, half-Boy"

That song is Satanic,just like the Beattles...play it backwards on your turn table and see. It'll ruin your record and wreck your tone arm!

Sure glad you like it, Jugg...hell, I'll do a half-dozen more just for YOU!

They'll probably make your draws wad up and have you walkin' like you's bowlegged!

Let me rephrase part of what I said:

"They'll make your STEP-ins wad up and have you walking bowlegged!"

HAR! HAR! HAR!

Good GRACIOUS, Lathan! Don't say "boy" --- that's RACIST!

Come to think of it, I'd better retitle my song to "Oh, Barry Bro'!" to avoid the recist tag --- it gets thrown around pretty liberally....if y'know whatta' mean, Vern!