If anyone remembers the "Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin" comedy program a few years ago (starring Leonard Rossiter) that featured a shop called GROT selling rubbish products which became a cult - or so the plot went ...
... I have a variation on the idea.
I would like to set up a chain of stores selling only very salty food, 'Frankenstein' GM foods and Chelsea Tractors. Plus any other objects or products that are politically uncorrect at this time. Maybe one could have a mobile smoking room that you could take with you when shopping for example.
Any suggestions as to what the product range should include will be most welcome.