Ah! That explains my recent spate of inactivity. I have unwittingly passed over to the other side and am acting through the medium of a Psychic journalist.
Or perhaps you've unwittingly stumbled on a shamanistic mind-control technique. If so, refine it and set it to work on others. When Tony Blair starts confessing on live TV we'll know you're at work again. Even if he doesn't, I have hopes he will end up on trial one day. Selling honours is probably the least of it.