"And the money kept rolling in from every side. Global Warming's pretty hands reached out and they reached wide. Now you may feel it should have been a voluntary cause. But that's not the point my friends. When the money keeps rolling in, you don't ask how. Think of all the programmers guaranteed a good job now. Global Warming called the climate models to her, opened up the doors. Never been a fund like the Foundation Global Warming!"
-- Unscrupulously stolen from Evita ---
I don't believe in conspiracies, but I always loved that song.
The song is my response to those who claim that we "denialists" resort to nothing but conspiracy theories.