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I like "exposure to cold".
That makes so much more sense than all of the other items.
I have no desire to go work in the garage though.
Another recent one I noticed for the warmlist is "Venezuela invades Colombia":
The news story is about Venezuelan troops crossing into Colombian territory and blaming their confusion about where the borderline between the two countries was on climate change affecting the flow and direction of rivers.
The flow and direction of rivers having nothing to do with the nature of rivers...