Ain't you glad you pay taxes? MVB ES


(1) Zero Gravity When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.


(2) Our Constitution


"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years.

And, we're not using it anymore."


(3) Ten Commandments


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ...

It creates a hostile work environment.

My Lord ES, I hope all of that came from your head. But just in case somebody else thought it all up thank you for reminding us of how far down we Americans have allowed our country to be pushed by the decades of lawyers looking for a high paying job with a life long pension plan equal to their higest salary, life free long medical care of the highest order and minimal work. That is unless you consider lifting your feet off the desk and putting them on the floor long enough to go to the bathroom and the bank. Thank God for electronic banking now so they don't even have to do that to deposit their payoffs.
I'm with Jimmy, give me a THIRD party or maybe even a FOURTH. I've had enough of Democrats and Republicans.

Horace

Horace,
That may be one of the most insightful things that has been said on this forum so far. I agree with both you and Jimmy 110%...

That goes for me too Horace, No, I'm not smart enough to think up something like that, but I'm smart enough to share it. MVB ES

Tell y'what --- I'm so sick of BOTH parties, I'm going to propose that RIGHT HERE AND NOW, we ALL agree to vote for INDEPENDENTS in the next election or NOT VOTE!

Actually, the way it's been going, if I were anywhere AROUND fifty years old, I'd think SERIOUSLY about moving to Australia. The Aussies know a little something about calling a spade a spade (and a raghead a raghead, too). I ADMIRE those people!

Okay, do I have any takers?

Look up The Goodies on your Browser. They had a theme song "Goodies...Goody Goody Yum Yum." They were 3 funny Aussies and/or English who would do things like enter a House in the Indianapolis 500. In one episode they went on a (hope this forum will accept this) N-I-G N-O-G Hunt and blacks were popping out of little holes in the ground. Funniest show I ever saw.
I'm way ahead of you by voting Independent...Not bragging - I just saw it coming a long way off.

You did NOT commit to the "cause" ('CAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF BILLARY RODMAN BEING --- CHOKE! GASP! --- president!).

Are you in or out or as usual?

Probably 'As Usual'...I have to pray over it - walk over a bed of hot coals - get a set of Ice Tongs and 'Speak in Tongs' - climb to the peak of the Himalayan mountains and talk to my Guru (he lives in there in a condo for $550 per month) - spin around three times - then make my decision (after I ask my wife). Very simple. You should try it...

I sincerely hope Hillary runs on an independent ticket though...

I bought my member's card today........... it says.... INDEPENDENT ....... a new NON-Political party of common sense. Now, how do we crash the party of the TWO-party system. Ideas.... that is what we need..... plenty of them and fast.

Maybe we can start something our grandkids will inherit...... or maybe their grandkids

Purverb

Purv,
We could call the party The 'WIND' Party'...Then, when our grandchildren are eligible to vote they could 'Inherit The Wind'...party.

I'm with you and Jimmy and Horace 110%. The Two Corrupt Party System has outlived its usefulness. I thought we could call it something like THE CONSTITUTIONAL PARTY and the platform could be based on the Articles of the Original Constitution...

Jimmy, I'd think real hard before I moved to Aussie land. A friend that lived here, Lathan, you might know them, the last name was Parden. Anyway they got fed up with the nagger situation in the united states and decided to move to Australia so they sold their home to my Bro in law the late John Guinn and hoped a cattle boat to Aussie. When they got there, the only place they could find to live was a two room shack with out running water or indoor plumbing. The only job he could find was at an auto repair shop for 35 dollars a week. Nedless to say, the money they had saved for the trip was dwindling away fast! The next thing I heard of them, they had moved back to the USA and he was working in another paper mill. I guess living with blacks was better than starving. Any way, I've never had a hankering to move to Australia.
I've always voted for the man, not the party, and will continue to do so unless y"all get this Rebel party started and I'll join in a mobile minute. MVB ES

Yea, Rebel Party, that's a good name and maybe we could draft Trent Lott to head up the ticket.

Horace

I object! If this party is to amount to anything, we HAVE to have at LEAST a few Yankees in it, and there's NO WAY they're gonna go for that.

How 'bout we name it the NONEOFTHEABOVE Party? (NOTA)