Tell y'what --- I have no desire to get back to the really bald stuff, so I'll just say I had no intention of being insulting, and I thought I had covered that. Maybe we'll just never quite "speak the same language" --- which is okay with me, at least, as long as I can sit in on the "pickin' and grinnin' in July.
Please ask your little Chinese lady if she is aware of any of her colleagues in San Antonio. I'd appreciate a recommendation. Maybe someone can perform a miracle for MY wife. She certainly needs one.