A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left. The friend says, "How can that be? The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church.That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake,food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone." The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?" The widow says, "Three carats."
