Good Morning Zona!!!

Good morning, Zona. 10:35 AM But I got up at nine really.
My wife is sick as a dog, she's been fighting a sinus problem since Christmas and it just won't go away. Put her on your prayer list....I getting tired of sleeping alone...We do that to keep from re-infecting one another.

Horace

Good Morning, Just got up a little while ago and letting ED sleep in. Got to go get my taxes done and try to get that little bit back from the government. Going to ask to see if I have to continue doing this because we usually get it all back. I know some of you don't have to file, I've got to find your secret. I can't stand trying to get deductions up from nothing. Hope all have a marvelous day....Trish

Good Morning, I have been ironing blue jeans and shirts all morning so we can get on the road to chipper's house to get his business tax finished.

Did you know Christine taught me how to iron jeans and shirts after E.S. and I got married? Remember how we put so much strach on them they would stand up by their selves when they got dry. Then we had to sprinkle them down with water and iron them. I was sort of glad when the pants stretcher came along to help put a crease in them, but it took sometimes two days to get dry and then you still had to iron them. I didn't get a clothes dryer until the 70's and it didn't take me long to learn that if you took your clothes out as soon as the dryer shut off and hang them up it doesn't take so much ironing. I don't usually have to iron but my sweet grandaughter wanted to do our laundry because I had been so sick and coughing so much so I let her. She washed, dryed folded and brought them to me and hung them up. Nuff said.!! She ment well and sure is a precious girl. My daddy was working at the laundry by the time I should have been ironing so we got our clothes done free and that was one job I didn't have to do growing up.

Zona

Well, I've been up a few hours now and taken my medication for the day: Prozac, Zoloft, Viagra(100mg), Cialis(20 mg), lortabs, Hydrocodone, Coors Light, marijuana, diet pills, oysters on the half shell. About time to settle down and watch a few porn movies...hope everyone has a nnnnnniiiiiiicccce daaaaayyyyy...

Cubby,
Give me your address again...

Lathan, You mean you want to be like Cubby?????????????
Zona

Well, I NEVER! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

And here I was all set to tell everybody about my canned muskmelons and the Texas winter daisies I just arranged in a pot with the miniature trumpet lillies from my greenhouse. Now I'm waiting for the Ladies Garden Club of Leon Springs to call for tea.

I can see this is the wrong place for such refinement!

Now why can't the rest of ya'll act nice like sweet little ole Jimmy?
Zona

Thankee, M'am. You wanna jar'uh my canned muskmelons?

Well I thank ye fer the offer, but the only type of mellon I have ever been able to eat is cantelope.
Zona

I ate an Antelope once. Tasted a lot like Prairie Chicken.

Cubby, I tolddddddd you that you didn't have any sense now everybody else knows it too. Keep all that stuff up and you are going to blow a fuse.
Zona

Zona,
Cubby is the last of the MVBs who will never grow old. He is an Eternal Teenager and I know a lot of folks are envious of him.
Little did I know when Cubby picked me up on hiway 231 late one night while I was hitchhiking with a broke arm and he let me change his flat tire (with my arm in a cast) that I was catching a ride with a real live Hero.
When I grow up I want to be just like Cubby...

Did somebody say "grow UP"?

HAR! HAR! HAR!

Ain't that ironic. I always wanted to be like Lathan when I grow up...I like the late BOBO Milner's interpretation of being grown up. He said, "Cubby, I realized I had grown up when, at the age of 32, I lost the enthusiasm to circle the Dairy Queen..." and he was serious...

Hell with that --- I'm almost 72, and I'd just LOVE to circle the Forks a few more times, slinging gravel and daring somebody onto the Rockford Highway. Guess my Subaru would be a poor substitute for Pop's Rocket 88, though, huh?

I would love to take a dip in the lake one more time. That was my life in the summer time.MVB ES