MAN! I just busted a BIG one! Woo! Hadda turn on the attic fan for a few minutes, even with it 50 degrees outside!

HOW'sErryboddyT'day?

Jimmy

Just fartin along Jimmy, Just like arm pits, sometime they smell, sometimes they don't. Just finished off a two piece chickin snack pack, oughter start up somepin around here. Me and Oner had to go back to the Dr today and get $200.00 worth of meds. It surely don't pay to be sick. My grands are coming over tonight to help me install two sets of shelves, they're too heavy for me to lift, most anything id too heavy for me to lift these days, need to buy some muscles somewhere, reckin Pee Do has any extra?
Have a good one. MVB ES

Maybe in his headbone, E.S. Nothin' else there, 'cept maybe some echoes from the songs he wrote.

Me, I just had a plate FULL of two-day-old-warmed-up BUTTERBEANS! NOTHING better! ESpecially with lots of ham. MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

(((((((((BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!)))))))))

...WUPS!...'scuze ME!

HAR! HAR! HAR!

ES, stick with your sticks. It may take a while but Kathy is doing so much better than when two (doctors) "Specialists" gave up on her and told her there was nothing else they could do. If I had my life to live over (maybe in the next life) I'd go to China and learn their medicines.

Jimmy, I think what you smell is probably your breath from saying all those nasty things about me. If I had a dog with a face like yours I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards...Har! Har! (copyright infringement 2005)

Good Lord, PeePuddle! If capital punishment were mandated for "pathetic," you would be shot, electrocuted, hung, and then burned at the stake!

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

Make my Stake Medium-Rare...

From what I've been told, he's already hung. Maybe the reason he's so short.

Yabbut, "hung" just doesn't REALLY sound right for a guy named "Pee Wee," does it? HAR! HAR! HAR!

I'll SWEAR I knew you were going to say that. I even started to spell it "steak." No stuff!

You are SO predictable! Nah, make that pitiful!

HAR! (You're only worth one!)

Only thing I can add to those fixins is a big ole onion abd cornbread along with a gob of Kraft Mayo.
Oner just brought me a Lemon sour drink, remember those? Oner said the first time she had one was at the Drug store across from the Ritz and maybe up the block aways, maybe across from the Diane dress shop. Maybe horace can tell us what drug store and where. I think we got them at the White midget too. I do know that Drug store had some of the best milk shakes in the world, made in those metal containers.
About the map of Twin Street, Me, Bobby, nor Jack remembers a lake behind Trash pile hill, does anybody?
MVB ES

Unc on the map Avondale had a filtration system up there at one time.I don't know if that is whats showing up. It was in the field by Freewill church.
DD

Tell Oner to put a couple of shots of Vodka in that Lemon Sour...
In the late fifties someone built a lake over the mountain just before you get to Odena. It was on the left side of the road near where the Rush's lived. The Rush's had a junk car lot and the lake was behind their house. It would show up on a map.
Does anyone remember the Ore Pit behind the Walker Place? We used to go up there and pick Muscadines (sp).
Signed:
Walk Like A Stud - Leave Three Tracks In The Mud

"Muscadines" is correct, PeeNoir!

Butcha could ALSO call 'em scuppernongs, remember?

Actually, seems everybody pretty much SAID "scuppernines."

I was trying to think of Scuppernongs. I knew there was another name. They had the neatest purple coloring right at the stem. I can still taste them.

Does anyone remember 'possum grapes' or 'wild grapes' that grew in the woods? They were real tiny and grew high on vines wrapped around trees.
I hadn't seen any since I was 10 or 12 years old in Sylacauga. Well, Florida has them all over the place. I pick them every fall and eat them till I get sick. They have a real wild taste but they are delicious. Makes good wine...

Lathan,
You can come to our home at the right time of the year and eat all the scuppernongs your little heart desires.....if the deer don't get them first! We have them all over the place with stems that are a good 2 inches thick...have grown for YEARS. You could swing on the vines they are so strong. (Oh, I just know that opens a door for Jimmy to "take it away"...lol)

Karen, you shouldn't have told the little chimp...I mean imp...about those vines. He'll be up there swinging and hollering

"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-000000000000000-AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

before you know it!

HAR! HAR! HAR!

Got 'em here in Texas. Not sure what they're called here, except for "wild grapes," but they're the same thing. Smaller than scuppernongs and tarter. I picked a gallon or so of 'em somewhere up along the Guadalupe River one day when we were looking at some land that a friend was buying.

Oh, by the way, the scuppernongs in the trees along the bank of the Coosa directly across from Camp Brownie were the biggest and best I ever found. Yummmmmm!

All this "Bust" talk goes back to my wife argueing with me this morning as I was getting ready to go to work. She finally said, "David, I'm going to punch you in the nose if you don't shut up!" I replied, "Thanks, honey, but I would rather have a bust in the mouth...knowwhatahmean..."

When Cubby got married - let me say this first, sometimes when having sex there are them that is called "Screamers"...you know, people who just can't hold it back and they start "Screaming" at the top of their lungs. Well, Cubby said that his wife had never been with one, and...

BTW,
Karen, did you notice that Jimmy answered himself three times on one post. You know what they say about people who talk to themselves and then answer themselves?
Jimmy's about a Hop Scotch Block away from the Funny Factory...

Probably true, Karen...and Lathan is about as funny as explosive diarrhea with the hiccups.

HAR! HAR! HAR!