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Moxa sticks

I found four Moxa sticks in my mail today.Did you send them Lathan? They look like Roman Candles and smell like hog crap.I smoked one and nothing happened.I drank a pint of vodka and I ran to Anniston and back.You all need to call Lathan,I know what keeps him feeling so good. Ed

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HAR! HAR! HAR!

Think I'll just go git me a Texas Fifth of Rebel Yell!

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THE REASON ED RAN TO ANNISTON IS TRISH, FOLLOWING LATHAN'S DIRECTIONS, LIT THE END OF THE MOXA STICK AND HELD IT CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET THE AREA WARM. ED BLERTED OUT "FOR ALL THE GOOD THIS IS DOING, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE IT STUCK UP MY A$$!!." TRISH, BEING THE FAITHFUL, OBEDIENT WIFE OBLIGED HIM. THE REST IS HISTORY. TRUE TRUE STORY, MVB ES

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What I wanna know is did good ol' Handsome Ed have hemorrhoids and did them moxasticks HELP?

Har! Har! Har!