"Ornamentals"!

That's funny...especially after I told my wife a while back I'd like to bring the little "ornamental" gal who cut my hair home with me so I could put her up on the mantle. Talk about CUTE! WOW!

You ever play with dolls, Cubby?

You gon' change yo' name to "Won Hung Lo"?

Remember this?

"We are Si-a-me-ez, if you ple-ez!
We are Si-a-meez if you DON'T pleez!"

I've played with a few dolls: Mildred Taylor, Pattie Wallis, Red Hot Henrietta Brown (C'burg), among others.

Some I wish I could have played with:

K.C.
Sandra Shaner
Becky White
Becky Clifton
That majorette from C'burg with the last name of Brown
Judy Teague (C'burg)

I used to play with Dolls but I got this lung problem and have trouble blowing them up...

Lathan, do like I did. Get you one of those foot pumps....

Why? Are you a flatfoot, Cubby?

Har! Har! Har!

Yes, not slewfoot but flatfoot (and flat butt).
The air pump has really come in handy. Me being the nice guy that I am, last Christmas when I bought lacey underalls...uh, I mean the doll, I bought my dog a blow-up leg. It had gotten awfully embarrassing when company came over and, Butch, my Boxer, was trying to do everyone's leg. Now, I can't get the smile off his face. So, you see, I'm always blowing something up these days...

Not only flat foot but flat butt.

I really need the foot pump, though. Last Christmas when I bought Lacey Underalls...uh, I mean, the doll, I also bought my dog a blow-up leg. It had become awfully embarrassing when company would come over and, Butch, my Boxer, would try to do everyone's leg.
Nowadays, I'm blowing something up all the time. I just can't seem to get that smile off Butch's face, though...

Sorry about the double entry. The first one was not showing up until I sort of re-did it...

I bought our dog a Blow-Up Fire Hydrant. He's now the most popular dog in the neighborhood..