SIGH!

I just have to tell you almost EVERYTHING about music, don't I, PeeDud?

"Piano" is simply a "shortened" form of the original Eye-tallion word "pianoforte" --- the name of the big black thingy with the rows of white thingies on top? You know what I mean?

NO! NO! NO! I am NOT talking about Ray Charles, you dummy! The big, black thing that HE made music on.

(Don'tcha reckon they're really paying you for piano sheet music? Seriously?)

Maybe you mean Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney.

I was too busy writing songs to get involved with musical terms...