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I just love this!!!

DIETING AND HEALTH TIPS
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> ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT
> REALLY WORKS !!
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> 1.. You walka pasta da bakery..
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> 2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
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> 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
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> 4... You walka pasta da table and da fridge.
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> You will loosa da weight!
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> CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
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> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
> It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
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> nutritional studies.
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> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat
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> and suffer fewer heart attacks than
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> Americans.
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> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
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> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> CONCLUSION
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> Eat and drink what you like.
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> Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: I just love this!!!

Okay!

1. I walka pasta da bakery.
2. I walka pasta da candy store.
3. I walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4. I walka pasta da table and da fridge STRAIGHT to da Meskin food joint!

So HOW comma I no loosa weight? Huh?

Re: Re: I just love this!!!

You gotta keep walking......and walking.......and walking!!

Becky