A few years ago there was a mix-up at South Central Bell and we got the same phone number as the weather bureau.
Every morning I'd get ready to go to work and the phone would ring and this guy would want to know if the Coast was Clear. I told him if he would give me his number I'd let him know because I was working in Cocoa Beach at the time and I'd check for him but he kept hanging up on me.
A true, true story?!??