I didn't know you had a Jew. Was the name Goldstein?

Jimmy, you are speaking of those old jew harps that just about everybody had that you stick in your mouth and pull this little thing of a jig.( Don't know what to call it.) They were annoying as could be but you just had to have one..........Trish

I offered Dolly Parton my autograph and she didn't want that either. Dolly must be strange.

I had a dream that I was born as Dolly Parton's son and she promptly put me on baby formula. I woke up in a cold sweat and it took me three days to get over the shakes...it was terrible...

EVERY time I hear Dolly sing "I Will Always Love You," testosterone squirts out both my ears.

Yep, they were called "Jew's harps," but everbody I knew of pronounced it "juice harp." All I remember is that they hurt my lips and dang-near knocked out my front teeth. I BELIEVE you can hear a Jew's harp in the movie "Deliverance." ...along with a LOT of other stuff, of course! LOL

No, Dummy! I only had his HARP!

Didn't you just know that Cubby would weigh in on this one? That boy, my my my.

By the way Jimmy, I think you're right Lathan does have Gordies footprint there, only problem is Gordie had his skates on when he kicked him.

Horace

Cubby, I also asked her the other obivous question and she said yes....... then I woke up. MVB ES

Horace is right. When Gordie kicked me with his skates on it split my butt right down the middle...

Well, I'll be gosh-doggied! Now here I've been explaining to folks that you got a cleft palate!

HAR! HAR! HAR!

I met a Handicapped Artist who painted on a Cleft Palate...

Lathan, your mind works in mysterious ways....

The Mind is a terrible thing...

DON'T encourage him!

Good LORD! I can just hear the dead 'possum stuff gurgling 'round in his little braincase NOW!