Well, I've been up a few hours now and taken my medication for the day: Prozac, Zoloft, Viagra(100mg), Cialis(20 mg), lortabs, Hydrocodone, Coors Light, marijuana, diet pills, oysters on the half shell. About time to settle down and watch a few porn movies...hope everyone has a nnnnnniiiiiiicccce daaaaayyyyy...

Cubby,
Give me your address again...

Lathan, You mean you want to be like Cubby?????????????
Zona

Well, I NEVER! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

And here I was all set to tell everybody about my canned muskmelons and the Texas winter daisies I just arranged in a pot with the miniature trumpet lillies from my greenhouse. Now I'm waiting for the Ladies Garden Club of Leon Springs to call for tea.

I can see this is the wrong place for such refinement!

Now why can't the rest of ya'll act nice like sweet little ole Jimmy?
Zona

Thankee, M'am. You wanna jar'uh my canned muskmelons?

Well I thank ye fer the offer, but the only type of mellon I have ever been able to eat is cantelope.
Zona

I ate an Antelope once. Tasted a lot like Prairie Chicken.

Cubby, I tolddddddd you that you didn't have any sense now everybody else knows it too. Keep all that stuff up and you are going to blow a fuse.
Zona

Zona,
Cubby is the last of the MVBs who will never grow old. He is an Eternal Teenager and I know a lot of folks are envious of him.
Little did I know when Cubby picked me up on hiway 231 late one night while I was hitchhiking with a broke arm and he let me change his flat tire (with my arm in a cast) that I was catching a ride with a real live Hero.
When I grow up I want to be just like Cubby...

Did somebody say "grow UP"?

HAR! HAR! HAR!

Ain't that ironic. I always wanted to be like Lathan when I grow up...I like the late BOBO Milner's interpretation of being grown up. He said, "Cubby, I realized I had grown up when, at the age of 32, I lost the enthusiasm to circle the Dairy Queen..." and he was serious...

Hell with that --- I'm almost 72, and I'd just LOVE to circle the Forks a few more times, slinging gravel and daring somebody onto the Rockford Highway. Guess my Subaru would be a poor substitute for Pop's Rocket 88, though, huh?

I would love to take a dip in the lake one more time. That was my life in the summer time.MVB ES