NOW...the bartender (Whose mama raised NO fools!) hears the story, realizes there is still ONE wish left, rushes off down to the pier and asks for seventeen sturgeons.

HAR! HAR! HAR!

I had to have my appendix taken out and told my doctor I wanted to perform the operation.
He said, "Suture Self."

Did you hear the joke about the bed?

It hasn't been made up yet...(grammar school 1949)

"...seventeen sturgeons..."

Get it?

CUBBY, ARE YOU AWAKE?

Well, I probably would have asked for seventeen oars...

HAR! HAR! HAR!

I'm with Cubby! An "experienced" oar is better than a "first-time" sturgeon any day!!!!!

Anyone else interested in Gunsmoke DVD's?

Chuck

I already watched two CD's and They are great! I was gonna tell a good joke but Oner shut me down.
MVB ES

Funny stuff, Boys and Girls! Har! Har! Har!