I have already told those seven-teen oars, via the genie, to meet me there...

By the way, another bar joke:

A guy walks int a bar with a full grown ostrich behind him. The bartender asks them for their orders. The man says, "A beer, with some dips and chips," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich
A short time later the bartender returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come in again and the man says, "A beer, with some dips and chips."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a beer, steak, baked potato, salad," says the man.
"The same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the bartender brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The bartender cannot hold back his curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "Several years I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever jad tp pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"My lands, that's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million bucks or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right, whether it's a gall of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The bartender asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs that will always agree with everything I say..."

I must say that is a different sort of joke.

I've got a lot more of them that you won't like.

I have some jokes that are not as funny but they take longer to tell...

HAR! HAR! HAR! That's the funny part!

Cowboy rides up to a saloon. The bartender, the only person in the saloon, watches through the window as the cowboy gets down off his horse, walks around behind the horse, raises the horse's tail, kisses the horse's butt, then walks into the saloon and orders a drink.

Bartender gets the drink and tells the cowboy it's free if he'll just tell him why he kissed the horse's butt.

Cowboy says, "Well, bartender, see...I got these TERRIBLE chapped lips."

Bartender says, "Now you ain't gonna tell me kissin' a horse's butt cures chapped lips, are ya'?"

Cowboy says, "Naw, but it sho' do keep y'from LICKIN' 'em!"