Now, E.X., you gotta quit misrespectin' good ol' Handsome Ed like that, 'er else him and me'll GANG up on you!

Now THAT would be scary, wouldn't it?

Dang straight, cause I can't run or fight!!!! MVB ES

Actually, it'd be a non-fight, with all of us falling down TRYING to run.

Reminds me: Couple of weeks ago, the former "Bronze God of Camp Helen" went swimming in the "Junior Olympic Pool" at Gold's Gym ---

....****-near DROWNED!

HAR! HAR! HAR!

Reminds me, last summer I attempted to show my grand daughter how to dive at their pool in Orange beach. I thought I'd never reach the water and when I did I thought I had broken every bone in my bod. From then on I gave voice instructions to her. I promised myself not to be that stupid again. I used to be a fair diver, no Gary Howell or Dale Layton but fair. I found out quick those days has gone BYE BYE MVB ES