DEDICATED TO ALL MY RELATIVES THAT SUDDENLY HAVE FLOCKED TO TENNESSEE.
Subject: YA GOTTA LOVE TENNESSEE....
>> A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire
>> estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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>> How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
>> When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
>> sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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>> How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
>> There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
>> pickup truck.
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>> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
>> age in Tennessee to 32?
>> It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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>> Where was the toothbrush invented?
>> Tennessee. If it had been invented any where else, it
>> would have been called a teeth brush.
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>> A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64
>> and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
>> and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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>> Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
>> (Come on- this is funny!)
>> The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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>> A new law was recently passed in Tennesee. When a couple
>> gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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>> A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
>> The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
>> 'round here are ya?
>> "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
>> The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
>> do in Pennsylvania?"
>> "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
>> The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What
>> in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
>> "The man says,"I mount animals".
>> The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
>> bar.."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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