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Safest place

THE SAFEST PLACE

How to stay safe in the world today.

1.. Avoid riding in automobiles
because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.


2. Do not stay home because
17% of all accidents occur in the home.



3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks
because 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.



4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water
because 16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation.



5. Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So,
... above all else,
avoid hospitals.



BUT,
... You will be pleased to learn that only .001%
of all deaths occur in worship services in church,
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!


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... And....Bible study is safe too.
The percentage of deaths
during Bible study is even less.




So,...for SAFETY'S sake -
Attend church,
and read your Bible
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

Re: Safest place

VERY, VERY GOOD ADVICE. ALTHOUGH SOME FOLKS LOOK LIKE THEY ARE DEAD IN CHURCH.

ATTEND.....READ.....STUDY....PRAY.....WORSHIP

THATS THE KEY