I hate the football 'penetration' rule. I think the ball carrier should have his body and the football over the goal line.
Do you know the origin of the word TOUCHDOWN? In the early days of football the runner had to literally touch the ball down on the ground in the end zone. So, technically, most Touchdowns aren't really Touchdowns.
A true, true story

Then they need to change it from "Touchdown" to a "Getitover".

Can't we all just get along?

I'd rather we switch to pocket pool. You talk about EXPERTISE --- now THERE, I GOTTIT!

HAR! HAR! HAR!

Why not change it to fornication? That would open up a new can of worms(no pun) MVB ES

Well, I would bring up the episode in the canopy bed, but that would open up a whole new can-o-py's...

I could tell about the time I fed a case of Ex-Lax to a tribe of Pigmy Natives in Borneo but that would open up a Cannibals...

Bring em up!! Bring em up!!

Good Game!!!

Well, I WON'T bring up Lathan's smoking habits, as that would open a whole new can na ********* should that be "-bis."

HAR! HAR! HAR!

Good one...I don't smoke anymore - I think...

Right word Ivy, but the syllables in the wrong order...Shoud read "Gitoverit".

Fogey

Good shot, Fogey!

I think Ivy got it right the first time. We were discussing the ball-in-the-end-zone-thing..

Swami Fogey is never wrong! Bet my hat on it. MVB ES

Ahaaaaaarrrrrrg!

Horace