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Re: Checkin in from Camp Glosson 02/24/06

ES..you really need to get a spell checker..it's not a CATCH in the back..it's a KETCH in the back. You know even the expensive stuff is just a crap shoot...and if you listen to the ads on TV it really is a CURE you or KILL you situation as far as the drug makers are concerned. I love the one for Avodart a medication for enlarged prostates...they don't say but imply that sexual performance may be adversly affected...well as the kids say...DUHHHH..what if you don't take it....the result is the same....it's like the guy said the other day..he went on a cruise and took some sea sicknes pills...the warning said one of the side effects could be nausea...go figure.. Yall have a good one. Oh I got a bird story...I'll share in another post.

Horace

Re: Re: Checkin in from Camp Glosson 02/24/06

Horace, I take avadart and can't tell the difference, course it hasn't made a difference in a long time.
Karen, you can't beat that tater soup. We've had it for supper a few times too.
We leave for the coast this evening and will stay at least a week. Somebody's got to do it, might as well be me. If the laptop is working I'll check in, if not I'll call Trish to keep me posted on what is going on.
Horace, my bald spot has grown over in the back and I have more hair than ever. Maybe there's still hope about the other. HA MVB ES

Re: Re: Re: Checkin in from Camp Glosson 02/24/06

I took my pet Aardvark for a drive and a cop pulled me over and told me that I should take that "thing" to the Zoo.
I told him I would but first we were going to a Baseball game and a movie.

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I went to the Dr. yesterday and as the doctor held the stethoscope to my chest, I said, "How do I stand, doc?" He said, "That's got me puzzled too!" He then said, "Cubby, you're going to live to be 64, for sure." I said, "Heck, doc, I AM 64." He said, "See, I told you so..."

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Got to where every time I go to see my doctor, he walks into the treatment room looking down at a chart, then looks up at me with a startled look on his face, and says something like: "Well, I'll be ****ed!"

Whatchoo reckon's wrong with that guy?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Checkin in from Camp Glosson 02/24/06

Kinda reminds me, I'm gonna go see two lady doctors week after next. One is probably gonna stick me with pins and needles, and I'm always hoping the other one will break out a little whip and maybe some feathers and stuff. MMMmmmmmmm...The beautiful Tina is SOMETHING!

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Lathan went to a Dr to get his prostrate massaged, the cost was 50 dollars. When he got home he told Katy "Shoot, you can massage my prostrate for nothing, I saw how he done it" He got all bent over and told her to put one hand on his right hip, then put the other hand on his left hip. She did, and he said start massageing, She said I can't, both hands are on your hips. He said that #$*&^ did!!! Reckin what he ment? Unc

Re: Re: Re: Re: Checkin in from Camp Glosson 02/24/06

I had avocado farts once.

You ever had avocado farts?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Checkin in from Camp Glosson 02/24/06

I did once Jimmy, turned out to be lemon.