I went to the Dr. yesterday and as the doctor held the stethoscope to my chest, I said, "How do I stand, doc?" He said, "That's got me puzzled too!" He then said, "Cubby, you're going to live to be 64, for sure." I said, "Heck, doc, I AM 64." He said, "See, I told you so..."

Got to where every time I go to see my doctor, he walks into the treatment room looking down at a chart, then looks up at me with a startled look on his face, and says something like: "Well, I'll be ****ed!"

Whatchoo reckon's wrong with that guy?

Kinda reminds me, I'm gonna go see two lady doctors week after next. One is probably gonna stick me with pins and needles, and I'm always hoping the other one will break out a little whip and maybe some feathers and stuff. MMMmmmmmmm...The beautiful Tina is SOMETHING!

Lathan went to a Dr to get his prostrate massaged, the cost was 50 dollars. When he got home he told Katy "Shoot, you can massage my prostrate for nothing, I saw how he done it" He got all bent over and told her to put one hand on his right hip, then put the other hand on his left hip. She did, and he said start massageing, She said I can't, both hands are on your hips. He said that #$*&^ did!!! Reckin what he ment? Unc

I had avocado farts once.

You ever had avocado farts?

I did once Jimmy, turned out to be lemon.